Summary
I'm glad Indiana's primary is months away. There are just too many other decisions right now.
Should I believe a groundhog named Punxsutawney Phil? Hide from that spy satellite falling from the sky? E-mail or text? Cya l8r!See the full content of this document
Extract
Presidential Hoopla has Got My Head Spinning
Should I buy one of those George Jetson commodes or stick with the ol' porcelain pot?
Should I buy jeans that warn me no...See the full content of this document
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